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ABC’s "The Next Best
Thing" says
Linwood is the best Austin Powers they’ve seen!
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That's the real Paris Hilton and me,
just slightly before she was incarcerated.
Can you say conjugal visit, baby? Yeah! It was a swinging party. We were
playing with everyone from Joan Collins to Mayor Bloomberg.
I was the only impersonator in the bunch.
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I auctioned off
Joe Namath for a charity event and thanked him for making it
alright for straight men to wear pantyhose. I'm wearing fishnets
now. |
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Linwood was sent
across the country
selling
product for
Mike Myers. |
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Psychedelic Spies, Baby!
They pass the ACID test. |
Austin and Fembots promoting Shagadelic Shakers for
Mott's and Mike Myers.
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"Oh behave!" |
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Gelman
and
Austin |
Master
Chef Daniel whips up a
Fembot Sandwich
with extra undressing. |
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Chef Daniel treats Austin and entourage
to a sumptuous feast and
flowing bubbly.
It's
a smorgasbord of love, baby, Yeah!
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"I am a sexy beast."
"I swear, we're just friends"
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